THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Garry Marshall
with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he’d be unstoppable
It’s 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.
Dude, I’m fucking bipolar. I have a chemical imbalance going on inside my brain. GaTa, did a doctor diagnose you? Medicine and the whole nine. I take eight to ten pills every night, bro, like… The other day I felt myself ramping up. I took too much, and it probably fucked me up, man, look at me. It makes me feel like a rat in a hole sometimes. Like, I got to express this to you, bro. Hot, cold. That’s me. I never tell nobody this type of shit, bro. Never, ever. Shit’s embarrassing. Like, I’ve been like this for a while.
AUNJANUE ELLIS as Hippolyta Freeman in LOVECRAFT COUNTRY | 1x07 - I Am.
Jonathan, between meals probably: “Are you sure I’m meant to eat an entire garlic bulb as a palate cleanser?”
The locals, sweating, trying their best to low-key vampire-proof this boy: “Yes. Absolutely. Very traditional.”
steve harrington (and bonus robin) + textposts
ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE CHARACTERS ♡ JOY WANG/JOBU TUPAKI
“You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your daughter is more than just this? Here, all we get are a few specks of time where any of this actually makes any sense.”
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A photo of a man reading a neon sign on a tree that says “Healing also means taking responsibility for the role you play in your own suffering”.
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